pulling a john

when you say something during a group chat, and never respond

When you are pulling a john, and then everyone gets confused.

by Sara Petrouski February 12, 2017

who shot john

Something totally worthless and meaningless.

In context "like I care who shot John" or I don't give a shit!

by Alfadude November 24, 2004

Red John

A 19-year old dude who looks like a 12-year old boy, wears women's clothing, and has a righteous funk about him.

Man, if you don't wash yourself, your gonna smell like Red John.

by Chesterpoop September 1, 2003

dear john

the act of spending the night after sex or a sexual act and then getting up and leaving without waking the other person up.

"after drinking 17 shots and leaving with a '2', Balint found it in his best interest to leave via a dear john in the morning"

by elle February 20, 2005

in john greggs tent

Refers to Mike Gregg beating off in John Greggs tent at a Boy scout camp out. It can also be sung to the tune of "pomp and curcumstance". The lyrics are as follows "Mike Gregg tosses salad over pictures of stuff in John Greggs tent, while looking for aarons knife but it was a lie so that he could beat it five times in a day" (Any Mac users copy the lyrics into simple text and set the voice to "good news". It is very funny.

He was beating it in John Greggs tent.

by Tim Durbin February 11, 2005

Scatman John

A man who very poorly named himself. Probably unaware of the definition of scat, and most likely regrets be named under that title

"Have you heard of Scatman John?"
"No im not into that stuff its disgusting!"

by 13abie May 7, 2011

The John

Shainas one and only love bird! John the man.

Shaina:"I love you John you sexy beast you!"
John: "I love you more you sex muffin you!"
Shaina:"No I love you more you wild man!"

Alright thats enough of that. I'm sure you get the point.

by GeussWho February 21, 2005