Human Cat 

A person named mike who acts like a cat and preys on baseball dads

Baseball player: This human cat named mike had sex with my dad Bob and then made us feed him cabbage.

Baseball player 2: Oh he is my baseball coach he has autism, he runs around in the outfield when we are taking BP.

Baseball player 1: what a retard

Human Cat by Johnny Big Mac 1215 August 9, 2021

Ugly cat 

Felix.

The ugly cat climbs a fence. Look at him gOOoo

Ugly cat by Nashuee September 8, 2021

Top cat 

Top cat is an amazing female, good in the bed , crazy bitch in real life ! If u ever get u a top cat keep her ! She is also very athletic, smart , but evil

Hey you heard of the girl top cat ?

Hell yeah I heard she got fire cat

Top cat by anonymous November 23, 2021

computer cat

the most retarded discord server on discord.com

person one: have you heard of the computer cat discord?
person two: yeah! that server is fucking retarded, i got banned for saying queer!

computer cat by computercathater13 February 9, 2022

clity cat county (CCC) 

One of the most sexy alluring region in a few privileged countries.

Post retirement, some people love to settle down in clity cat county (CCC).

clity cat county (CCC) by Scimitar May 26, 2022

Panda (cat name)

The cutest little fur ball he/she will be so affectionate. They will love you with all their heart. Usually there is always one hooman in the house that their most attached to. Most of the time they will be hungry and will come and wake you up early in the morning for food

If you have a cat named Panda never ever leave them.

Panda (cat name) is the most lovable little cat

Panda (cat name) by @anonymouslittleteen November 27, 2022

Stray Cat Strut 

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
I ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
I'm flat broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my tail in the air
Stray cat strut, I'm a ladies cat
I'm a feline Casanova, hey man that's that
Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man
Get my dinner from a garbage can
Don't go crossing my path
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight

Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy"
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy"
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style

Stray Cat Strut

Stray Cat Strut by Death Menace February 18, 2023