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Directioners 

The only fandom that can hack into security cameras, leak albums, find ultrasound pictures, blood types, penis sizes...

But yet we can't order at McDonalds without fucking up and stuttering the whole time.
Directioners talking about One Direction:

Niall's blood type is A,
Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991,
Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches
Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born
Harry's blood type is B

Ordering at McDonalds:

Cashier: What would you like today?
Directioner: Y-y-es um I would like a um m-m-medium n-number s-s-even p-please?

*Gets Meal*

Directioners: DAMMIT! I WANTED A LARGE!
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1 : I have a REALLY important question to ask!
2 : Sure, fire away.
1 : Who is the cutest dog in this house?
2 : Definitely not Ferris, Cato is the true Bebeloo.
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Direwire 

Direwire is a random arrangement of cables
I hate all this direwire.
Direwire by FL3XI June 28, 2015

Smurfburn 

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance
Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants
Smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016
A scary ass motherfucker from payday 2.
' OH SHIT CLOAKER'
(Kickdown)
Cloaker: I'VE GOT YOUR SAFE HOUSE RIGHT FUCKIN HERE
Cloaker by Tacticalbananas March 18, 2018

Todoroki 

A fire and ice boy.
Has daddy issues Endeavor
Pretty chill
My favorite bnha character is Todoroki
Todoroki by Xjxkcjkvv December 25, 2018

Bingley Butcher 

A tight-fisted person who eats Road Kill rather than buying meat.
That lad is a right Bingley Butcher! Have sniff of his lunch
Bingley Butcher by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019