e-penis 

Online "social status" on an internet forum. Usually based on stats such as post count, or amount of time one has been a member.

Some people think having a large post count gives them a bigger e-penis

e-penis by WakaLakaFly December 28, 2005

re-penis

the penis of a retarded individual

everyone was appalled at the sight of the down syndrome man masturbating on the bus. "he just pulled out his re-penis and began going to town." said one on looker

re-penis by ernae August 19, 2011

ur penis flat 

The sentence that can cease someone's existence, only use it towards someone you despise. Worse than ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur family tree LGBT, ur granny tranny, and ur granpap a trap, combined.

Guy 1: why did you not invite me to your birthday party
Guy 2: because i don't like you lol
Guy 1: don't make me do it
Guy 2: u won't pussy
Guy 1: ur penis flat

Guy 2: *jumps off a bridge*

ur penis flat by swede on weed April 15, 2018

My penis 

This is what broke up your marriage with your wife and if you do not yet have a wife watch out for it because it will break up you and your future wife. Also, it is the real father of your children, sorry to tell you like this champ.

GEORGE: HOLY SHIT MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME!!!!

ANOTHER BASIC NAME: OML WITH WHO??!!??!!!

ME: I'm so sorry but my penis can not leave any wife in a happy relationship with their husband untouched.

My penis by Pedophile numero uno February 1, 2017

small penis 

A penis of less than five inches. But most girls are willing to deal with a small penis if there is a caring and sweet guy attached to it. There are other things you can do in the bedroom with a girl, and LOTS of things to do outside the bedroom that mean a lot more to us. Yes there are some shallow girls demanding 7+ inch penises but most of them aren't worth the time of day anyway. The whole size thing is overrated.

Would I rather be in a relationship with a sweeheart with a small penis, or a total jerk with a big one? I'll take a small sweetheart any day.

small penis by AmyK92 October 24, 2010

post penis drip 

The bead of semen that is left on the tip of the penis immediately after withdrawing the penis after ejaculating in an orifice.

"Man my post penis drip just stained my boxers!!"

post penis drip by supremehighlander July 18, 2006

Mobius Penis 

A penis so large that it could be considered endless. May also refer to a method of drawing a life sized represantation of a very large penis on small paper.

I heard Brad is so well hung he's got a mobius penis. We better hope that chick has a klein vagina!

Mobius Penis by telekinetic November 10, 2008