Definitions by ernae

re-penis

the penis of a retarded individual

everyone was appalled at the sight of the down syndrome man masturbating on the bus. "he just pulled out his re-penis and began going to town." said one on looker

re-penis by ernae August 19, 2011

Toothpaste nuts 

when your testicles are impacted with such blunt force that they no longer retain shape; rather they have the viscosity of tooth paste.

the patient rode his mountain bike off such a high cliff that when the seat impacted his testicles the doctor had to diagnose him with toothpaste nuts

Toothpaste nuts by ernae August 18, 2011

circus sex 

a sexual fetish invloving circus like acrobatics, and garb

he opened the door to the large warehouse made his way past the men dressed as bears, who were spinning on their erect penis' like tops. he walked past the jugglers, occasionally tossing dildos into the vagina’s of female clowns (with incredible accuracy) ,and watched as a man sprung off a see-saw high in the air over the rafters, then doing a three rotation back flip before he began to straighten himself out then land his erect penis into the waiting vagina of his partner. he knew then just how much he loved circus sex.

circus sex by ernae August 18, 2011