The unfortunate walking condition that results from severe pain in the rectum, mainly observed after a SLUT is out on the town whoring it up with no guilt.
Dick legged is a bow legged condition named after a legal counsel from the Standard Legal Underwriting Team (SLUT) that gets plastered every time a bottle of beer or wine is put in front of her. After several drinks, dancing on a few tables, grinding on old men, and getting a late-night anal pounding from the bisexual hubby, everybody can observe the pain and regret she is feeling the next day simply by the way she walks.
this is a double set of piercings set on either side of the lower lip thus giving the appearance of a air liner's runway often worn by skanky pseudo-goths/emos and the uninformed males that think it will get them chicks
Good thing she had a dick runway....as drunk as she was I never would have gotten head last night.