Dick Goo

That shit that cums out of your twelve inch train of pain when you get excited.

I was fuckin your mom last night, but she threw me out cause I got dick goo all up in her hair. It was a sticky mess.

by Rebecca Klein March 5, 2008

Fat dick

Just a fat dick is there more to explain

He had a fat dick

by Daddybiscuit42 August 30, 2017

Dick muncher

An asshole who loves to fuck with you.

Asshole : *Throws a book at you*

Me: Wow your a fucking Dick muncher

by _7O9Fleece December 16, 2011

donkey dick

1. An abnormaly large penis.
2. Derogatory word - used as a adjective.

1. "Damn! That guy has a fuckin' donkey dick!!!"

2. "Man that show was donkey dick"

by Danno April 1, 2005

Accordion Dick

When a dude tries to penetrate and girls cunt with his dick and it folds up like an accordion.

Most likely the guy is drunk or really high before the phenomenon. After you accordion dick a girl, the guy has to yell, "You've been accordion dicked, bitch!" Then the sweet-ass-dude has to bellow like an accordion, "Whoooom!"

by Pat N, Mark W, and E.J. January 6, 2009

Bag of Dicks

A bunch of dicks in a bag

You eat a bag of dicks.

by Skirata May 28, 2008

Dick Morris

Clintons former speech writer, also conservative nut job. Really has had it out for clinton ever since he was fired by clinton, after being found with a hooker. 2 years later clinton would be found in a similar position

Oh and his name basicly explains what he is.

Man Dick Morris must really have it in for clinton. Well we all want to hurt our ex boss.

by Jon Opium October 7, 2006