In other news, the sky is blue

A great alternative to boring sentences like "thanks, Captain Obvious" or "no shit, Sherlock."
When someone says something so obvious that it should be more common knowledge than the color of the sky.

"holy shit guys i just realized that rage against the machine is advocating against capitalism"
"in other news, the sky is blue"

In other news, the sky is blue by Long Sohn Jilvers October 31, 2021

Duke Blue Devils 

Every white man who plays college basketball.

Man the Duke Blue Devils are so white no wonder they never win it all.

Duke Blue Devils by Bearcats056 March 19, 2010

vida blue

Vida Blue is a solo project of the keyboardest from Phish , Page McConnell. very talented band comprising of
Page McConnell (Phish) - Piano,keyboards
Otiel Burbridge(of the allman brothers band) - Drums
Russell Batiste (the Meters) - Bass

Most Events Aren't Planned

(also i dont like pokemon. my name is just a joke)

vida blue by pokemonfreak1231 May 30, 2005

Green and blue 

DNF

💚💙
I’m sorry I had to do this ❤️❤️❤️

Green and blue means green and blue dnf

Green and blue by anonymous July 24, 2021

The Blue Velvet 

While performing cunnilingus pull out a prepared blue velvet handkerchief and rub your face with it, then looking directly into the vagina scream "baby wants to fuck!" "You fucking, fuckers, fuck, fuck, you fucking fuckers" then look the women in the face, place the blue velvet in here mouth, then and scream "don't you fucking look at me!" While donkey punching her in the face. Made famous by the 86 movie Blue Velvet, starring Dennis Hopper.

Come on baby, lets take a ride on the blue velvet train.

The Blue Velvet by Mastervelvet October 28, 2008

The Blue devils 

the 12 time DCI world Champion Drum corps from Concord califonia
won 18 high brass titles and hold the record for most championships

did you see the blue devils 2986 show, it was INSANE!

The Blue devils by formu1fan November 5, 2008

Angry Blue Devil 

After a bitch blue balls you, your bro avenges you by skeeting early in the bitch's face and then pokes her in the eyes with a devil horn hand. All while screaming "HORNS UP, SLUT!"

It's cool bro, she is a dumb slore, I will give her the Angry Blue Devil later.

Angry Blue Devil by Chiefy Chief April 30, 2011