Wampus Cat 

A rarely seen beast native to the Hickman county\ Pinewood area. Thought to be extinct, until it's recent sightings. Cat Wampus has be known for it's fierce,elusive, and easily startled nature. The Wampus also has an optical allergen to camouflage. Which means pisses him off. If seen with "camo" on, drop your clothes and run. Its safer that way...

I was deer huntin, and ran across a Wampus Cat. Instantly I ripped off my "camo". Made a run for it. Because I'm not a dumbass.

Wampus Cat by BrianMccaleb January 14, 2017

sexual cat scratch

the act in which the girl scratches the male genitalia

hey can you give me the sexual cat scratch

sexual cat scratch by sexual cat scratch December 22, 2016

tootsie cat

A big black cat that kills birds for sport and pisses off all the crotchety old people in the trailer park.

Did you see that dead bird? I think tootsie cat is outside again. Ready for

tootsie cat by Hot red March 26, 2017

Outdoor Cat

A cat that thinks it's owner is incapable to feed themself, so brings them dead birds.

My food-pourer calls me an outdoor cat, due to my passion of keeping them to starve

Outdoor Cat by Papyrus266 April 5, 2017

Shoulder Cat 

A cat that will lay across your shoulder while you walk around, sometimes around the back of your neck if you're using both hands to secure them. Contrary to popular belief, cats don't have nine live and certainly don't always land on four feet.

For instance, I once had a cat so tame that it didn't know how to land. At all. And I'm assuming that if you have a shoulder cat that trusts you enough to laze around atop your shoulder, it wont be able to either, so be careful.

Shoulder cat; A cat on your shoulder

"Its kind of funny how Capt'n, you're pet, sits on your shoulder and not the other way around" (Don't get the joke?:

A captain with a pet on their shoulder (parrot, monkey, cat) instead of a person with Cap'n on their shoulder) *sigh* I know, lame joke, em I right?

Shoulder Cat by catsanddogs123456 August 14, 2017

Chocolate Cat 

A sexual position in where a person grinds and/or rubs their rectum into a woman's vagina.

The stripper was over zealous with the lap dance and gave the customer a Chocolate Cat.

Chocolate Cat by Uncle Deadward September 2, 2017

gray cat 

A term used to describe the genitals of an elderly woman.

As the new pool boy in Punta Gorda, Fl . I get so much gray cat it's unbelievable!

gray cat by MC Busta November 26, 2017