Planking at closing time 

The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking.

Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.

Planking at closing time by Ehud Avni July 8, 2011

Night on the tiles

A night on the tiles refers to pubs in Sydney Australia. There was a law many years ago that mandated closing of the pubs at 6 pm. The men working locally got off work at 5 pm and needed to drink as much beer as they could in 1 hour. If they lost their spot at the bar to use the toilet, they would lose their chance to drink... causing them to relieve themselves where they stood. After time, the wood foundation of the pub smelled really bad and the wood rotted. The pub owners did repairs and put ceramic tiles up where needed... so they could hose down the waste ... thus drinking heavily.. and a night on the tiles

Join me for a night on the tiles..

Night on the tiles by PAS17 June 17, 2017

time traveling 

The verb form of time travel, meaning to move through time in a different fashion than normal. This can be forward or backward, which is most common, or it can be up, down, right or left when the user is more insane.

I will use my time traveling device to go back in time and kill my grandfather, thus creating a paradox and destroying reality!

time traveling by Tim the Time Traveler February 9, 2005

greatest band of all time 

Rage Against the Machine. Enough said.

"He may be brave new contender for this relationship should he abandon his obedience to white liberal doctrine and nonviolence, and embrace black nationalism. Through counterintelligence it should be possible to pinpoint potential troublemakers, and neutralize them."

"Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite: all of which are American dreams."

"Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!"

"Shackled our minds when we're left on the cross; When ignorance reigns, life is lost!"

"Wherever somebody's strugglin' for a place to stay, for a decent job or a helping hand. Wherever somebody's strugglin' to be free, look in their eyes ma, you'll see me!"

Poser talking about Rage Against the Machine: "Dude. Rage Against the Machine is the greatest band of all time. I love Killing in the Name and Bulls on Parade. I play them all the time on Guitar Hero and I think their DJ is so sick for the record scratching he can do."

Actual fan and activist: "You're such a fucking poser. Shut the fuck up and take a stand, that's what Rage is trying to convey in their music. By the way, you're a total fucking dipshit for thinking they have a DJ. Tom Morello is one of the greatest, if not the greatest, guitarists of all time and he does every single 'record scratch' and 'keyboard' solo on every single song. Although I do have to agree, they are the greatest band of all time."

greatest band of all time by Chad_Bro_Chill11 January 16, 2009

Time Machine

When you tell a girl your dick is a time machine and that if she puts it in her mouth and sucks till the liquid fuel comes out... Then if she closes her eyes, clicks her heels together three times, while swallowing and says "I want to go back to *time here*" she'll go back to that time... but as she says that you just punch her in the face.

I gave a chick the time machine last night...

Time Machine by Lil' Bloodshot February 1, 2009

big time 

Totally awesome

ex: Their new CD, man, it's bigtime.

Class is cancelled? Bigtime!

big time by Krap April 24, 2003

and one time at band camp 

In a movie called American pie a guy is trying to get a date for the prom after jizzing his pants live on the internet and blows having sex. He tries to hook up with a girl. He does and they go to the prom together, but she plays the flute. She goes to band camp and always has stories and is always like and one time at band camp, and again and one time at band camp. She is pretty stupid to and it gets so repetitive so when someone says something over and over again or a lot of times or something stupid or they stutter a lot people say and one time at band camp to refer to this movie. The most famous one she says is and one time at band camp I stuck my flute up my pussy. She said band camp was like sex ed. Now you guy know what this means all people over 40 ave seen this movie its all about sex. That is what and one time at band camp means thank you for reading.

So me and my friends walked into this room and we walked into the room and then we were in the room and in the room we..... and then the room...... and the room is......

-and one time at band camp

and one time at band camp by Beastlynoob57 November 19, 2013