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Nebraskan nose job

The act of cutting off your genitalia, cremating it, and snorting the ashes.
Before I went to sleep, I gave myself a Nebraskan nose job.
by Steve4051 June 27, 2025
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Vermont Mop Job

The Vermont Mop Job is the act of pissing, ejaculating, and shitting in each hole of the body part (Including the eyes)
Yo bitch I’ma give you a Vermont Mop Job get on your knees bitch
by RoomNeural July 7, 2025
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North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of clearing a clogged nostril.
Becky you have to try North Carolina Nose Job, Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe again!
by Slimmy T July 7, 2025
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North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of unplugging a clogged nostril.
OMG Becky, you NEED to try the North Carolina Nose Job. Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe normally again!
by Slimmy T July 7, 2025
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Soho Nose Job

Not to be confused with with the procedure carried out by plastic surgeons in nearby Harley Street.
“It had been a fair while since I’d emptied the tanks. Whilst enjoying a good noshing, I knew that she may choke on the sheer volume of my man lava.

When squirty time was imminent, I quickly withdrew my planet destroyer and gave her a right Soho Nose Job
by AssMaster Funk February 3, 2026
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Soho Nose Job

Not to be confused with with the procedure carried out by plastic surgeons in nearby Harley Street.
“It had been a fair while since I’d emptied the tanks. Whilst enjoying a good noshing, I knew that she may choke on the sheer volume of my man lava.

When squirty time was imminent, I quickly withdrew my planet destroyer and gave her a right Soho Nose Job
by AssMaster Funk February 3, 2026
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Soho Nose Job

Not to be confused with with the procedure carried out by plastic surgeons in nearby Harley Street.
“It had been a fair while since I’d emptied the tanks. Whilst enjoying a good noshing, I knew that she may choke on the sheer volume of my man lava.

When squirty time was imminent, I quickly withdrew my planet destroyer and gave her a right Soho Nose Job
by AssMaster Funk February 3, 2026
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