Lead-Paint Job 

From Tidewater Pidgin and Qarsherskiyan English, a Lead-Paint Job means a shooting. It is inferred that paint means blood and lead means lead bullets in this case, when pondering the origin of the term, which first surfaced by at least 1998 in downtown Newport News, VA from the slang and terminology of a now irrelevant gang that was mostly comprised of Qarsherskiyan Vodou practitioners.

There was a terrible Lead-Paint Job at Richneck Elememtary and a 6-year-old nearly ended his teacher, bloody awful, eh?

Lead-Paint Job by Bad News VA ain't that bad March 13, 2025

Roman Paint Job 

The act of painting, or marking the surface of an object for the purpose of protesting a fascist government, company, or person(s).

Wow, so many Tesslas have a Roman Paint Job.

Roman Paint Job by Anonymous Painter March 15, 2025

Sacramento Hip Job

Starts with three dudes and a bag of oranges.

We headed to Old Towne for dinner and ended up with a Sacramento Hip Job

Sacramento Hip Job by JoeFotch June 13, 2025

Love this job 

Well matched to one's preferences, interests, or abilities.

You would love this job.

Love this job by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

amish hand job 

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.

“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”

amish hand job by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025

Nebraskan nose job

The act of cutting off your genitalia, cremating it, and snorting the ashes.

Before I went to sleep, I gave myself a Nebraskan nose job.

Nebraskan nose job by Steve4051 June 27, 2025

Vermont Mop Job 

The Vermont Mop Job is the act of pissing, ejaculating, and shitting in each hole of the body part (Including the eyes)

Yo bitch I’ma give you a Vermont Mop Job get on your knees bitch

Vermont Mop Job by RoomNeural July 7, 2025