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Trumpemon Go

1. A fictional game played by Michael Che of SNL’s Weekend Update in his search to catch rare minorities at the 2016 Republican National Convention.
2. A real world, Labor Day Weekend Trumpster smart phone update where Independent Voters search in vain for something even more rare... an intelligent leader at New England for Trump HQ.

Over Labor Day Weekend, the Einsteins running New England for Trump updated their volunteers with a new Smart phone app. Outfitted with phones more intelligent than their leadership, the Trumpsters wandered door to door like Jamoke-haha witlesses in search of new voting souls willing to go over to the Trump-side.

Meanwhile over at the New England for Trump Facebook page, the admins were not only deleting critical comments and suggestions, they then blocked those potential new voters from commenting again. Thus chasing away far more new votes online than the real world wandering witlesses were gathering. (Who’s the NE 4 Trump admins’ advisor on comments, Elizabeth Warren?) Adding to the stupidity is a fact that everybody on the planet knows, but not leaders at NE for Trump...

Facebook routinely blocks conservative readers before they ever get to the Trump FB page. Most of their own die hard supporters can’t even see what those FB geniuses are posting about.

Which is why the NE for Trump FB page has fewer likes than an old lady posting photos of her cat. In 15 months, from all across the New England States, 25,000 ‘likes’ is an absolute joke.
“Have you seen that Trumpemon Go idiocy here in New England?”

“OMG! I just about cracked a rib laughing. I ran a test myself by posting a comment on the New England for Trump Facebook page. They deleted it and blocked me.”

“I did you one better. I reported that I got Facebook blocked to the Hudson, MA Trumpsters. Then the leader came in and told me if I had any suggestions I should post them online... at the New England for Trump Facebook page!”

“Hahahaha. Make America Great by ending the Freedom of online Speech! Hahahahaha... go Trumpemon Go!“
Trumpemon Go by pianocheater September 10, 2016
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take it to go

When you jam two-tree fingas up a girls snatch and rub the pussy juice under your nose and walk away.
That pussy was so damn Gucci I had to take it to go.

let's go bowling tonight 

L.G.B.T . l.b.b.t
Bob who was a member of the LGBT community said " let's go bowling tonight"

Bout to go hard in the paint.

Going hard in the paint means “i’m feeling this situation and I’m about to go hard in the paint. Meaning, I’m about to make it do what it do. “NOW WHAT?”
Tonight I’m about to go hard in the paint. Make it do what it do.

kentucky go faster 

If it looks good it goes faster
Adding a Chrome air filter adds 10+ horsepower
kentucky go faster by Jon June 11, 2006

Dinosaurs go Rawr!

"Dinosaurs go Rawr" is a common phrase used by scene kids, skaters and faggots who are incredibly desperate to appear "quirky" and "punk" to their friends, without actually possessing any interest in prehistoric history. They believe that "Rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur language, and that all dinosaurs are big green baby looking creatures who just want to hug you. They go around wearing brightly coloured hoodies and backpacks with these "dinosaurs" roaring (Rawrr) on to show the people around them how unintelligent and desperate for attention they are. They will usually claim they know "like so much" about dinosaurs when in truth they've never read a single book about them, and have only seen cartoon memes on the internet.
Scientist: "So yeah I was researching into dinosaurs and wow they really are fascinating creatures, the theropod dinosaurs like Tyrannosaurus Rex are..."

Scene Kid: "Oh my god like T-rex!! aww like Dinosaurs go Rawr! And that means I love you in Dinosaurrrr its sooo cute see look at my t-shirt its soo quirky!"

Scientist: "Get the fuck out"

Scene Kid: "HEY I KNOW SOOO MUCH ABOUT DINSOAURS SO STFU! LIKE STEGOSUAR AND T-REX! DINOSAURS GO RAWR AND WILL EAT YOU!"

Scientist: "Whats the definition of a Theropod Dinosaur then?"

Scene Kid: "Ugghh... fuck you nerd!" *puts large headphones on and listens to Greenday*