Mold Face

Mold Face is the new STD. It combines all of the numerous types of nasty face diseases.
Including but not limited to;

Canker Sores, Unibrows, Hangin Boogers, Uglyness, Herpes, Bad Breath, Glasses that make you look less attractive, Acne, Blackne, and Facne (It's a thing), Sarah Jessica Parker, Jew Nose, Elephant Ears, Crusty Flaky Sticky Puky skin, and in some cases Blindness.

Though we wish WE were blind.

One can catch Mold Face by kissing, necking, sucking, blowing, licking, eating, or sexing someone else with Mold Face.

The Rancor had a serious case of Mold Face.

That girl.... what... AHHHHHH!!!!! Mold Face!!!!!!!!

If she ever has a baby, it's gonna pop out with Mold Face.

Mathew Broderick.

by The George Lucas September 20, 2011

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dino-face

n. dinoface.
synonym. butter-face

a girl with a smokin body, but a gross face.

originated when someone misheard butterface and thought it was dinoface. so it spread.

"yeah shes got a rad body, but shes a dinoface"

"its not dinoface you idiot, its butter-face"

by strych9 July 15, 2004

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face squarbler

extremely inappropriate facial hair normally found on women

"dude, your mom has a face squarbler!"

by Loco May 13, 2005

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schmitt-faced

To become intoxicated on Schmidt Beer,a low cost low quality alcohlolic beverage famous for having images of animals on the can.Also known as Animal Beer.Unfortunately illiterate imbeciles don't know how to spell SCHMIDT

Let's get schmitt-faced,more properly schimdt faced

by boing757 June 2, 2009

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