Mold Face is the new STD. It combines all of the numerous types of nasty face diseases.
Including but not limited to;

Canker Sores, Unibrows, Hangin Boogers, Uglyness, Herpes, Bad Breath, Glasses that make you look less attractive, Acne, Blackne, and Facne (It's a thing), Sarah Jessica Parker, Jew Nose, Elephant Ears, Crusty Flaky Sticky Puky skin, and in some cases Blindness.

Though we wish WE were blind.

One can catch Mold Face by kissing, necking, sucking, blowing, licking, eating, or sexing someone else with Mold Face.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods