Sangria Wine 

When a female pleasures herself by putting a fruit inside her vagina while on her period.

-"What's the weirdest way you've masturbated yourself?"
-"I once did the Sangria Wine."
-"Yeah, that's pretty weird..."

Sangria Wine by ptfxix October 8, 2018

Brown Wine

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain while it mixes itself with the water. Similar to the act of stomping on grapes to produce wine.

Hey dudes, sorry for making a mess in the shower. I was making brown wine

Brown Wine by RudolfMagnusson May 13, 2019

Alabama Wine Cooler 

When a man pees inside a woman's pussy. This sex act is said to have originated in Cloverdale, Alabama. It is the ugly step-cousin to a golden shower.

Karen said Bryan pulled out his giant penis on their first date, proceeded to pee in her pussy, then hollered "Ooh wee!! Damn straight if I didn't just pour myself an Alabama wine cooler!!".

Alabama Wine Cooler by Pollyesther70 September 2, 2019

Stunted wine

Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized

Matt walks into the room and days "stunted? What the fuck does that mean?

Pablo says "stunted wine means Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized"

Matt says " oh I understand now. That is still a dumbass way to say stale wine."

Stunted wine by Aguro December 22, 2019

national wine on someone day 

October the 5th girls you get a free opportunity to wine and grind on any male friend or crush even if they dating someone 👀👀

Girl 1: why you wining on my man

Girl 2: it’s national wine on someone day
Girl 1: ok then

national wine on someone day by Chickennoogettt12321 October 3, 2020

Wuhan Wine Rack 

The act of collecting up your positive lateral flow tests and storing them as nostalgiac reminder of past conquests.

It's a shame I missed that delta but by the end of next year my Wuhan Wine Rack will need extending.

Wuhan Wine Rack by Shiptalker January 15, 2022

poisoned wine 

Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you

Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."

poisoned wine by 23dmdn January 20, 2023