water balloon condom 

its filled with water
it looks like piss
i gave it to a girl and when she gave it back to me it was warm.

squish squish water balloon put it in your mouth water balloon condom

water balloon condom by kachoiw April 18, 2022

Water Park Creep 

One of the many forms of "creepers", a faction of pedophiles. Regarded as the "creepiest" of creepers, they get thier name for being those awkward old men you avoid at public water parks and pools. The creep factor stems from their almost see-through bathing suite,unhumanly hairy body, coke bottle glasses, heavy breathing and the fact that they are at the kiddy pool but don't have children. Be aware to not make eye contact with them or accept candy from them. They are often seen wearing water shoes and driving 1983 Chevy Astros and if they ask you to help them find their non-existant lost puppy RUN!

"I went to the YMCA and lurching around the mushroom pool was this total Water Park Creep and he asked me to help him find his puppy."

Water Park Creep by OperationOposition April 30, 2009

water ice 

a dessert in the Greater Philadelphia area that is thicker than a slushy but thinner than a snow cone. Its NOT the same thing as Italian ice.

Its so hot out, I could really go for some Rita's water ice!

water ice by Ha T December 25, 2007

water polo hair 

After an athlete has been playing water polo for a prolounged amount og time, the chlorine makes his (girls usually take care of their hair) hair fryed and intensly crazy, also makes it lighter.

Girl 1:"I looooovvve water polo players! they have great bodies, not to mention their awesome water polo hair!

Girl 2: YEAH

water polo hair by miklus May 6, 2006

Water Jet 

Basically, the Water Jet is when a girl fills her mouth with hot water and gives her man a blowjob. While blowing, she garlges and swishes the water around in her mouth, giving the effect of a water jet in a hot tub. This move was first described by the Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Keidas in his autobiography "Scar Tissue", but was never given a proper name. So for lack of a better name, Water Jet it is.

Dude, my girlfriend just gave me a water jet last night. She blew so hard it felt like I was pressing my dick against a real water jet. I bet if you ask nicely, I bet your girl will give you one too.

Water Jet by thatsrightimurdaddy February 6, 2009

Water Polo

The craziest and best sport on earth. It's a cross between rugby, soccer, basketball, and wrestling. Play centers around the 2M man with the rest of the field players forming an arch around him. Athletes are extremely well conditioned. Goals are rare (games rarely get above 10 goals) most of the time is spent fighting below water and sprinting up and down the pool. Retard red-necks call it gay because you have to wear speedos (everything else creates too much drag or is too easy to get a hold of) but if you're comfortable with your sexuality it shouldn't bother you.
P.S. We get the most pussy too

1: I can swim fast, so water polo should be easy
2: That's what you think

Water Polo by Jed S. December 7, 2006

water fetish 

Someone who enjoys the act of sexual activities involving water.

She was so turned on by my water bottle I was drinking last night, because she has a water fetish.

water fetish by CloakAndDoNothing August 19, 2017