totaled

Completely and utterly destroyed. Non-functional. Esp a car.

"I hit a tree in my Mustang."
"DUDE! It must have gotten totaled!"
"Indeed."

by Lezard Valeth September 1, 2003

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THS (Total Hid Syndrome)

Function: Noun
A fatal disease in which one's actions, quotes, apparel, or overall self suffers from extreme (or total) hideousness.
total hid - adjective

Examples
1. Wearing high waters, thick white socks and high heels and thinking you're cute.
2. Lying to yourself and others by saying everyone thinks you're hot.
3. Smashing soda cans on your forehead and thinking you're cool.

by bri and james November 30, 2004

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Torta

Filipino slang: Sexual intercourse; to fuck; to screw;

will fuck - Totortahin
is fucking - Tumutorta
was fucked - Tinorta

I want a good TORTA tonight.

"Totortahin kita!" - i will fuck you!
"Tumutorta si Paulo" - Paulo is busy fucking

by Torta Surf Crew October 3, 2009

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total shankage

the art of being shanked totally and without pleasure

when the guy wouldn't take back my oregano i cried because my printer was out of worms. it was then when i realized i had experienced...total shankage.

by warm summer nights with monashka April 19, 2003

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Total gin

Meaning totally minging/disgusting.

'shes total gin her like'

by Shanyn August 24, 2007

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Total Lockdown

The act of making a woman 'air tight' during coitus. ie. plugging every available hole with an extremity of sorts. Usually takes more than one person due to the amount of holes needing plugged (7) and the available limbs on a person (4-5).

Guy 1: 'Hey man, heard you and Susan left together last night'
Guy 2: 'Yeah me and my Dad got a total Lockdown on that slut'
Guy 1: 'Awesome!'

by Skaboy360 May 26, 2009

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