The Wheaties Box Treatment

When you become so famous that you get put on a Wheaties box.

Friend 1 "Holy shit did you see they gave LeBron the Wheaties Box Treatment"
Friend 2 "What the fuck do you mean"
Friend 1 "Bro they put his face on a cereal box"

by Oofmaster420 September 21, 2021

The Tidball Treatment

When you let a guy go down on you during your period with the lighs off, kick hom in the face during climax and convince him the blood is the result of his nosebleed

"This dude really liked me and drove across country to see me, turned out he was broke, so I gave him The Tidball Treatment"

by Stevie Beavie February 7, 2022

The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

by not izaak February 17, 2022

The Lincoln Treatment

When a young sister refuses recommendations made by her older brother even though she would be inclined to accept them if made by anybody else. The term is derived from the original refused recommendation: to watch the movie Lincoln

“Hey juman let’s watch Austin powers, it’s really funny” -brother
“No” -sister
“You’re giving it the Lincoln treatment”

by PubliusFed May 31, 2022

will smith treatment

When an angry, toxic black person attacks another black (usually) out of a minor or possibly
unprovoked issue. Sometimes the instigator (male) may be trying to test the Manhood of the

potential victim. A black man may do this to appear cool and tough in front of his friends.
Sometimes the instigator may have anger management issues. Sadly this can end tragically for
the black victim or instigator.

Bro' your boy tried to give me the will smith treatment. I know he has issues but all I did was say hi to girl.

by moe-d July 25, 2022

The shivangi treatment

Giving an inexperienced person the cigarette without letting them touch it with their hand

rebecca usually gets the shivangi treatment

by Zeoles1 November 26, 2022

Kentucky furniture treatment

Verb: to leave something on the side of the Ride In a state where no one will claim it

We gave our old dog sparky the Kentucky furniture treatment

by goodisfed December 16, 2022