Singular bed

A bed made for 1 person that means you ain't getting no pussy.

"Yo Bill, you getting laid tonight?"
"Nah man, I got a singular bed."

by Dank_Boi69 October 28, 2018

bed balloon

latex balloon used in small parties for consenting adults, usually of just two people. a condom.

hold your horses, dear, I've just got to get the bed balloon on.

by narikin July 22, 2008

bed tennis

tossing around your balls with the tongue in bed

Can we play bed tennis tonight?

by genius677 August 03, 2015

Yelly bed

Refers to the yellow stains on your newly purchased Dr Martin steel toe caps.

"oh bugger, me Docs are yelly bedded up to the max already"

by kezuke May 30, 2007

Bed-Sap

The mixture of a girls vaginal discharge and anal butter, blended up by the pounding of a males penis, as it leaked onto the bed like sap from a tree

"Charmaine let the bed-sap drip out of you onto my leg"

by Sam The Dragon Slayer July 29, 2017

Bed Relish

semen, cum, jizz, spunk....

"That dream i had last night about your mum was amazing...i woke up covered in bed relish!"

by JazzyJamie February 07, 2009

Bed stink

That yucky stinky feeling you have first thing in the morning when you get out of bed.

Carrie wouldn't let Trevor kiss her when she woke up because of her bed stink; she was feeling all sweaty and icky, her hair was a mess and she had the bad breath.

by NorthFrenchTown June 16, 2009