sperm chicken

a young man of great fertility, or, if used in the negative - an older one who has lost his virility.

Did you hear that Heather had an extremely physical affair with the 25year diving instructor she met on vacation? Five times a night apparently - he was a real sperm chicken.

Poor Jane and Mike are having problems conceiving - she's young and healthy, but Mike being over 50 is no sperm chicken anymore.

by narikin September 15, 2010

bed balloon

latex balloon used in small parties for consenting adults, usually of just two people. a condom.

hold your horses, dear, I've just got to get the bed balloon on.

by narikin August 17, 2008