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Team tampon

The term applied to a group of males, who supposedly think they are cool, when in fact they are all greatly lacking in ladish genitalia. Fellow Lads may choose to categorise males who refuse to engage in creeping, late night perversion on women, or any general laddish antics as being a member of team tampon. A male may remove himself from this team by metaphorically removing his 'tampon', by doing something relatively ladish.
Ok boys we will all go creep and get laid, Team Tampon can remain at the side of the bar drinking their Malibu and Pineapple.
by creepUnited February 13, 2012
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Team Jobby

The act of two or more people going for a crap simultaneously. They may also incorporate a game of battle shits(see battle shits definition).
Person 1 : "Mate I'm choking for a shite I've got a turtle heed poking out"

Person 2 : "Same mate. Team Jobby?"

Person 1 : "Sound mate you're getting smoked at battle shits."
by Captain Jobby June 18, 2012
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Team HitB

HitB stands for Hope in the Backpack. HitB is a group of gamers that play online video games to raise awareness for cancer. They also raise money to donate to cancer research. They play on xbox 360, PS3 and PC
Dude, Team HitB is so awesome.
by Assaultion May 8, 2013
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Team mouth rape

When an individual or individuals consume food items or beverages with such veracity that it is spoken of as if committing a violating act with one's mouth.
Guy 1: Man Johnny sure did go ham on that all you can eat buffet today.
Guy 2: Yeah, no kidding. Talk about team mouth rape.
by Monteasinyousince78 September 14, 2013
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Team Martino

They are a supportive special group of people. We're loyal and unstoppable. We're the type of group that if you come foom our favorite better believe we're COMING FOR YOUR ASS! We're the type that if no one supports our fav better believe we will. We are not just a fan base, but we are a FAMILY.

We will always stick together no matter what.
by I'm a Martino Fan May 16, 2016
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Team Otters

Otters hold hands while sleeping so they don’t drift away from each other.

When you love someone very much you commit to support and hold their hand no matter what. And you'll get through everything and never drift away from each other because you're Team Otters.

Life can be tough, but Team Otters is tougher.
Anna and Scott are Team Otters! They're so lucky to have each other!
by _nabana July 27, 2016
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TEAM BUILDING

RENTING A HOLIDAY APARTMENT BY SEVERAL PEOPLE WITH THE FAKE PURPOSE OF "TEAM BUILDING", IN ORDER TO HAVE A GIGANTIC SEX ORGY.
"WE WOULD LIKE TO RENT YOUR APARTMENT FOR TEAM BUILDING, WE WILL CAUSE NO TROUBLE".
by ToughCookie1 April 23, 2018
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