Squirrel Cheeking

The act of grabbing you're scrotum mid-coitus and shoving it into your partners mouth or gaping anus. Typically followed by a commanding statement for your partner to "Save em up for Winter!"

It should be noted that this dominating act should only be performed in situations wherein the dominating party has enough Sack Slack to properly perform the maneuver and the receiving party has either a big enough mouth or a properly stretched anus to receive the package in its entirety.
Me and Angie wanted to try something different last night so I tried Squirrel Cheeking her ass and told that bitch to save em up for winter.
by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010
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fart squirrel

The fart squirrel sprayed my dog in the face.
by BxJmc November 05, 2015
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squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
by raytownskater September 30, 2014
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squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
by raytownskater September 30, 2014
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Horny Squirrel

To be attracted to every female/ person you see, and to exhibit characteristics of a furry mammal, particularly a squirrel
"Why is Matt scampering from girl to girl, trying to get with them?"
"IDK, he's just being a horny squirrel"
by laresistance August 25, 2014
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Chasing squirrels

The lack or inability to have any attention span whatsoever.
I bet little Billy learned nothing in today's school lesson, boy looked as if he was chasing squirrels the whole time.
by christian luyando March 15, 2019
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Squirrel Flip

When you flip your girl's skirt up so you can see what color panties she's wearing.
"Jake, give Angie a squirrel flip so we can settle this bet!"

"They're blue today!"
by Deadly44 September 27, 2020
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