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odd-socks

A phenomonon seen in teenage boys. It is caused because, when nothing else is within reach, the teenage boy uses the nearest (usually) dirty sock to wipe his knob clean after sexually relieving himself whilst browsing Dad's porn collection. The soiled sock is then hidden under the bed where it slowly festers and rots. Over a period of a week or so, this can result in there being no matching socks available, thus ODD-SOCKS.
Dad: Hi son, I see you're wearing odd-socks again!
Son: Hwa...Mmmm...the other ones are crispy.
by The English Gent November 19, 2007
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Church Socks

Old socks with holes in them that can be seen easily.
Why are you where those old ass church socks while you playin' basketball.
by Cam*@*Jax July 30, 2007
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spock 2.0

1) Someone who looks like Spock from Star Trek, but denies it because it is not a compliment. Everyone agrees he looks like Spock besides him. Every now and again he gets a case of the crackhead shakes. He is sometimes proud of his ignorant behavior. He finds pride in being closed-minded. He must have smoked one too many blunts of schwag in outerspace. He is inferior to Captain Kirk in many ways - especially in penis size. He is a recovering schwagaholic and is currently unemployed. He also doesn't have license, so he can't fly his slow, duck-taped, diesel Mercedes space craft. Sometimes he is funny and he gets punched for it. He is, however, a lot stronger than Dome and steadily beats him in arm wresteling. Also can refer to someone who smokes too many camel lights.

2) Crooked cock.
1) That herb over there just pulled a spock 2.0. He left his fish tank for 3 months without cleaning it and his fish died. Then he had the nerve to bake them and leave the oven on.

Why don't you become an asstronaut like spock 2.0?

You will never be as good as him you will just have to settle for spock 2.0 status.

You're speaking utter nonsense. Please stop being a Spock 2.0.

I just caught spock 2.0 spock 2.0ing all over Sassy's mattress.

Dude, if you don't quit smoking spock 2.0's then you will die from cancer before the age of legal drinking.

Go buy me some fucking cereal. You definitely Spock 2.0'd my Lucky Charms.

Dude, your arm just pulled a Spock 2.0 and suddenly went limp.

2) So, you dropped out of school, and quit your job? What the hell are you gonna do for money, are you gonna start slinging your spock 2.0 on the street?

2) OK, so your cock is crooked. I think they have medicine out there for spock 2.0 dick.
by Sassy McSasserson September 28, 2006
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socks

fuzzy friends that like living on smeely feet
u wont example? y? wot u done for me? socks
by jeffy the third November 9, 2008
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ankle socks

Usually wore by Gay men or Meat heads. These guys might steal these sox from their girlfriends. Never wear ankle sox's with shorts, you will be hit on by other gay men.
When you go to the gym. Look at the guy wearing ankle sox.. He is either gay or a meatheat. "ankle socks"
by Notgayman2 April 24, 2011
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spooky spooks

me:look at those spooky spooks, they are shady as fuck
by CareerFelon January 23, 2010
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socks fever

Leather boots and wool socks are sure to give you socks fever on a hot day like this.
by chevolay August 26, 2009
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