Spermagulation is semen clogging the urethra. This side affect occurs if you do not urinate shortly after sexual intercourse or masturbation. It can become quite painful if this is not taken care of post haste.
"SHIT! My penis is on fire! I should have cleared out my urethra sooner than later to avoid the retched spermagulation."
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a person who inherits from wealthy parents, especially when the child is underserving is said to be the winner of this lottery.
The Cooker: "damn, there is those ass holes I hate."
Pete Dick: "which ones?"
The Cooker: "the fucks with the popped collars, you know, those dicks drinking wine at a sports bar."
Pete Dick: "oh yes, the winners of the sperm lottery, don't worry, I have Oak making repairs to their cars right now."
The Cooker: "I guess I should just focus on jacking for beats."
Pete Dick: "and Irish yourself."
TP (returning from playing gay games): "What are you guys talking about?"
The Cooker: "Shut up and Irish yourself"
Pete Dick: "which ones?"
The Cooker: "the fucks with the popped collars, you know, those dicks drinking wine at a sports bar."
Pete Dick: "oh yes, the winners of the sperm lottery, don't worry, I have Oak making repairs to their cars right now."
The Cooker: "I guess I should just focus on jacking for beats."
Pete Dick: "and Irish yourself."
TP (returning from playing gay games): "What are you guys talking about?"
The Cooker: "Shut up and Irish yourself"
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
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I forgot whether I was in my Spanish 1 class or my German 1 class, so I ended up translating "Where is the dog?" to "¿Dónde está der Hund". I'd be getting an A in Sperman right now.
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by Steven Goplowski August 6, 2007
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Hence collecting a variety of semen in her stomach, creating a sperm milkshake in her stomach.
Hence collecting a variety of semen in her stomach, creating a sperm milkshake in her stomach.
Killator: "hey trigg why did you stop dating that one broad?"
Trigga: "Oh she was a real Sperm Milkshake"
Killator: "yeah but that's why i thought you two were a great couple"
Trigga: "hey fuck you man, you didnt have to kiss her.."
Killator: "true dat"
Trigga: "anyway, have you been the grocery store lately?"
Killator: "Naw, it's a real corpse circus in there"
Trigga: "Oh she was a real Sperm Milkshake"
Killator: "yeah but that's why i thought you two were a great couple"
Trigga: "hey fuck you man, you didnt have to kiss her.."
Killator: "true dat"
Trigga: "anyway, have you been the grocery store lately?"
Killator: "Naw, it's a real corpse circus in there"
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