Spanish

The absolute worst language ever created, completely inferior to every other language and should never have been created. It is a chore to learn and when you speak it you sound like you have a hyperactive brain disorder. What makes this even worse is that 329 million people actually speak the language. German, English, and Russian are all more awesome and kick Spanish's ass. Even Mandarin Chinese and Icelandic, both EXTREMELY difficult languages, are more interesting to learn.

Spanish Loser: ¿Habla Espanol? (Do you speak Spanish?)

Awesome German Dude: Nein, Ich du nicht; Spanisch ist Pferd scheiß, und du bist ein dummkopf. (No, I do not; Spanish is horse shit, and you are an idiot.)

by AppleNerd August 29, 2009

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Spanish Inquisition

A term in Texas Hold Em' poker that refers to holding pocket 3's. The basis is that they aren't the lowest pockets, but are close enough that high betting with a 3 in the common cards will lead no one to believe you have trips. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

<Player 1> "Flush, Ace high!"
<Player 2> "Full house, 3's full of Jacks"
<Player 1> "Damn, I didn't think you had pocket 3's"
<Player 2> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

by SaleenS7TT April 8, 2008

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Spanish toe

A Spanish persons toe

"dude that Mexican has a Spanish toe"
"I know"

by Elona+rossum November 27, 2012

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Spanish Wheelbarrow

When you go home with a fat Spanish girl and you have to put her legs on your shoulders in a heaving motion.

So last night Paul and Monica went back to her apartment for the night after a riveting Tinder Date.

Monica: "Hey Paul, ever done the Spanish Wheelbarrow?"

Paul: "You know I can't do that again, I haven't got the chest muscles for it!"

Monica: sighs.

by BumTickle June 10, 2018

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