Slipping Off the Hobby Horse

Meaning to relapse. Also someone trying achieve something but is failing to do so. Often referring to how someone is doing in there life overall.

Danielle keeps slipping off the hobby horse, she can't seem to get it together.

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slipping dog kisses

Kissing while gradually falling to the ground with continually spreading legs.

Tina was so drunk Friday she was slopping slipping dog kisses on that dude outside the bar.

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Yoga pose performed while intoxicated that incorporates a wide stance.

Mia didn't need that last Jameson. She's in slipping dog pose at the end of the bar.

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When a girl pretends to "jerk off" wearing a strap on

Courtney was so drunk she started strapping off

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When two homosexual men have anal sex and they take a straw and suck the cum out of the other mans ass.

Would you like to go shrimping tonight?

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Justin Timerlake was sipping my ocean yesterday

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A mix of skimming and skipping a text that's boring as fuck.

L: "Hey, did you read the text on the evolution of grass for tomorrow?"
J: "No, not really. I was skimping it hard."

Skimping by sjakalen October 5, 2017

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