penangle

the changing angle at which your penis sticks out from your body

ive got a stiffy at a penangle of 45 degrees

by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006

Penamilarinagitus

Penamilarinagitus is a virus that a female may get, Its when a Penis grows out of the girls vagina. Very sick.

OH SHIT! this bitch has penamilarinagitus!

by Sara Kirchner November 26, 2004

penalty shot

A “penalty shot” involves you drinking more beer after losing in a beer drinking contest, bet, or on a crazy Japanese game show.

My friend had to endure a round of penalty shots after he failed to jump through the moving puzzle in his Hello Kitty costume on a Japanese game show and was tossed in the waters below. Afterwards, he was deader than a doornail and mistook me for grandpa while hiccuping and singing his ABC's. Well, at least now we know that when you drink too much booze, you lose.

by Dr. Dre McCool December 16, 2011

Penaldian

A penaldian is someone who is obsessed with lionel messi, or pessi, as some people call him as he scores a lot of goals from penalties. A term commonly used on twitter.

Speed know the real goat.Penaldian pessi

by JuliosFotiou June 9, 2023

bruno penandes

a direct roast on footballer Bruno Fernandes who is known for being extremely skilled when it comes down to penalty kicks, where rival fans cry because of the stats he put up.

Bruno Fernandes scored 8 penalties last season, Bruno Penandes am I right?

by jogba September 6, 2021

penaldes

The best midfielder in the world

"BrUnO PeNaLdeS"

by Keelan Boyle May 5, 2021

irish penants

Military slang for the little threads that are found protruding from new uniforms around the seams & buttons. Can also be applied to new suits in the civilian sector.

The drill instructor said to get scissors and clip off all the irish penants on your uniform.

by Clem Clauson May 12, 2008