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nickelback

A sex act in which a roll of nickels is used as a strap-on. After the act is completed, the receiver then urinates (or defecates) the nickels out onto the back of their partner.
"My girlfriend told me to stop listening to Crazytown and come into the bedroom because she was in the mood for me to give her a nickelback immediately."
nickelback by SidewaysPanties September 23, 2008

Nickelback

-Noun
1. An asshole or douchebag; an all around sonuvabitch.
OR
2. Having a jarring or discordant sound; cacophonous.

The word is in direct reference to the abrasive Canadian rock band, Nickelback.

Can also be used as an adjective or verb.
She was forever being nickelbacked by his cuntish behavior.

The assholes and bullies of the world will never amount to anything other than lowly nickelbacks.
Nickelback by MonikerJess July 27, 2012

nickeled and dimed 

Accumulating by small amounts over time. Often with money.
It took a while but he finally nickeled and dimed his way to a new car by saving his change.
nickeled and dimed by Osean August 11, 2006

Nickelback

When something is terrible. An experience that makes you feel like you want to be doing anything else besides that activity you are doing.
Man this class is so Nickelback right now! I have got to get out of here.
Nickelback by Cannon33 November 29, 2011

Nickelodeon

A TV channel that's mainly aimed towards children and teens that launched in 1979. It has different programming blocks, such as Nick Jr., Nick at Nite and Snick/TEENick.

I've seen other definitions of Nickelodeon on here, but all people seem to do is bash it and say stuff like "Nickeldeon sucks now!". Well, I'm not going to bash it here. It just seems that so many people jump on the "Nickelodeon sucks now!" bandwagon. I had no idea that the newer Nickelodeon was so hated until I started looking up Nickelodeon on the Internet. I mean, while I agree that the older Nickelodeon is better overall, there's still some good shows on there, such as SpongeBob SquarePants and Fairly OddParents and even Catscratch!

Seriously, you guys probably just bash the newer Nickelodeon because you just grew up and grew out of Nickelodeon. It's really stupid how you guys say stuff like "Only stupid kids watch Nickelodeon now."! The kids who are growing with Nickelodeon now will probably say the same thing about how Nickelodeon sucks now when they get older.

Now, I know how some of you guys grew up with shows like Kenan and Kel, Doug, Salute Your Shorts, Rocko's Modern Life, All That, Hey Arnold and Clarissa Explains It All. Take a show like Kenan and Kel or Rocko's Modern Life, for example. If those two shows wouldn't premiere until this year, 2008, I can bet that most of you guys would probably be bashing them. And if shows like Catscratch, Zoey 101, The Mighty B and even The Naked Brothers Band and Mr. Meaty would premiere in 1995 or something, I can bet they would be recieving much more praise now! So, please, think about that before you say stupid things like "Today's Nickelodeon are making kids stupid" or "I can't let my kids watch the crap they put on Nickelodeon today".

Personally, I'm 21 years old and while I don't watch Nickelodeon nearly as much as I used to when I was younger, I still like a few shows that's on there now, like SpongeBob SquarePants, Fairly OddParents and Catscratch, as I mentioned earlier.
Some random person who's in their late teens or 20's: I can't let my kids watch the crap they put out on Nickelodeon now!

Me: Why not? They can watch it if they like it. You probably just grew out of Nickelodeon.
Nickelodeon by Superswiper October 11, 2008

Nickelodean 

When you are having sex and when the beat to nickelodean comes on and you jizz on the female just as the orange nickelodean splash pops on the screen, it takes skill and perfect timing.
Guy: hey babe im gonna nickelodean tonight, cool?

Female: ok, but make sure you time it right this time and end it when when it actually says nickelodean... Not when rugrats comes back on.
Nickelodean by V.r.d. 619 December 31, 2011