Jeff Montgomery

Jeff Montgomery is a phrase used if you are pro as fuck. it is most widely used in gay to gay online chat.

omg u are so jeff monty!!! :D

or

You ever heard of Jeff Montgomery?????

by Richi_Lah April 30, 2009

3:10 to Montezuma

When you are super tired and really just want to sleep but instead you end up making out with the person you are snuggling with.

Damn Stacy is such a slut! When we where sleeping over at her place all she did later on in the night was make out with Finn.

Please! Girlllll, it's more a matter of circumstance, Finn probably pulled the ol' 3:10 to montezuma on her

by shackahighstreet September 5, 2012

Montee

Lips of an enormous size. Talk about the full montee.

I was making out with this guy but his lips were Montee-sized and it scared the crap out of me. Thought he would suck my head off.

by Butt Tuck August 23, 2006

Montezuma's Revenge

The art of getting revenge on a girl for telling you she is pregnant, by consuming an abundant supply of ex-lax, coercing her to have sex with you, force her to toss your salad, and during the act exploding all over her face.

That whore told me I got her pregnant, so I was forced to pull a Montezuma's Revenge.

by Club 553 August 31, 2007

montoluimas revenge

vicious diarrhea similer to the same effect when you drink the water in mexico; montoluimas revenge is also normal diarrhea but with extreamly loud airy farts in between each launch of dung.

oh my god! I got montoluimas revenge i need to see a doctor!

by noob cake man December 3, 2006

Monterey Jack Cheez-It®

The nastiest flavor of Cheez-It® you could ever find. If you like these, you have issues. I'd rather shove knives in my throat than eat those. DO NOT EAT THIS FLAVOR. You will probably throw up immediately because of how disgusting it is. And for those who like this flavor, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR TASTE BUDS.

"I love Cheez-Its! What flavor are those?" "Monterey Jack Cheez-It®.." "I'd rather swallow nails, nevermind."

by NoodlesBabe August 9, 2012

montenegro

Although Montenegro is a European country, when used as a verb or adjective the definition of the word changes. Montenegro is a filler word pertaining to dominating someone in a task (verb), thus the dominated person is a montenegro (noun). Montenegro can also be used when referring to an individual as being montenegro because they have characteristics of a loser (adjective).

Your bitch ass just got montenegroed (verb).
Don't be such a montenegro, you loser (noun).
Stop killing my vibe with your montenegro attitude (adj).

by THandsome June 30, 2012