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mason

A very large and erected penis, comes from the old days of masonry, when they worked with long hard stones and bricks.
1. He could build a house with that MASON
2. He can hit ball with that MASON
3. My MASON is freaking enormous
4. Your mom loves my MASON alot
by Claudia Pierre August 23, 2005
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Unicorn Mayonaise

When one partakes in the rubbing of the magical unicorn horn and then is rewarded with unicorn mayonaise sperm, cum whatever floats your yacht
If you shine the unicorns horn long enough you are rewarded with magical unicorn mayonaise.
by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006
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Mason

A funny guy who likes to skateboard, he is sweet and loyal. He is also determined and confident. He loves to sleep and skip school and he doesn't like homework. He's smart but doesn't try very hard.
Did you see Mason today?
No, he is probably at home sleeping.
by ilovefood247 January 12, 2019
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Mason

Did you know Mason was inbred?
by Toastedmuffin May 20, 2019
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microwave mayonnaise

I ate a mouthful of microwave mayonnaise last night...it was nasty.
by Dani_O February 8, 2009
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pulling a mason

When one uses their morning wood (erected penis) to awaken their partner in the morning by sticking their erected penis in their unsuspecting partners vagina. The partner promptly awakens and then goes along and continues engage in sexual intercourse.
Everytime there is a party at Juuso's house Mason wakes his girlfriend Crystal by "Pulling a Mason" and she loves it claiming, "It's the best way to wake up!"
by premiumwieners69 May 18, 2008
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Sam Manson

Sam Manson (adj.)
A "Sam Manson" is a guy who is pretty much awesome. A "Sam Manson" is a genuinely nice person with good intentions and has a good sense of humour. If a guy is a "Sam Manson", that means that he is much loved by everybody, especially his girlfriend to whom he is very good to. "Sam Manson"s are also known to be extremely sexy with their large muscles.
That guy is so amazing, hes such a Sam Manson!

That guy is so sweet to his girlfriend, what a Sam Manson!

That guy was so buff hes a Sam Manson!
by Sarah1459 January 7, 2011
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