Waffle Maker

Taking a crap on an open laptop computer and slamming it shut.

Dude, that a-hole left me a waffle maker.

by Pygmy Squid April 4, 2009

Waffle Maker

Ridiculously fine abs, so pristine and cut that batter would sit perfectly inside its ridges like that of a waffle maker. Those who possess a waffle maker have the sickest abdominals known to man and are not afraid to show it.

Oh snap, did you see his waffle maker? Id like to pour my batter on that waffle maker. He is ripped!

by The Danglers 304 June 13, 2010

Mackenzie Ziegler

Mackenzie Ziegler is a 14 year old girl who dated Hayden Summerall a year ago and she in popular on the apps Instagram and Musical.ly. She is a sweet girl who cares about her fans and her family and friends. She gets hate for the dumbest ever.

Mackenzie Ziegler is a dancer and singer.

by missjaydenb June 17, 2018

Macerbation

When a group of people sit in the same room and talk to each other on Mac webcams instead of realy talking.

The three guys were going to do some macerbation in the family room.

by Adam Sokalsky January 19, 2008

Macterbation

Macterbation (mack-tur-bait-shun) or Macterbating (verb) Is the act of obsessing yourself in apple products to the point you damn near bust a nut. So deep in MacBook Pros, iPads, iPhones, that it's become a major part of your life tinkering with apple products. Literally to the point of suspected viagra abuse because your friends are concerned over the fact that you spend hours on end in front of a laptop, tv, tablet or cellphone with a mega huge raging boner. This is a serious condition and there will probably be some sort of walk for it one of these days... Be ready.

You walk in to see your bro shacked up in bed; laptop on chest surfing Steve Jobs memorial websites, apple tv "airplaying" off the iPhone in the background, crushing the book on a tablet no more than a fingers "poke" away and blaring iTunes (probably the beetles or bob dylan) in the pitch black dark of your parents basement totin' a black turtle neck tee and maybe sipping a pinot grigio. Straight up Macterbation sesh

by Brozay Cuervo March 28, 2012

jam maker

Based on the ability of your mouth to turn fruit into jelly, "jam maker" is slang for mouth.

"Shut your jam maker and watch the movie!"

by Mama Spell November 8, 2011

Mackey D

An unusually large penis. Over 10 inches when erect at least.

Synonyms include:

Chuckles,
Dunny,
Ollie etc.

Antonyms include:

Jake,
Eaton,
Chode,
Norman,
Sam etc.

Mary: Woah, Brooke, did you hear about David?

Brooke: No, what is it?

Mary: Well, Melissa says that he has a Mackey D, and I'm going out with him tonight!

Brooke: Wow! Really, a full on Chuckles? You go girl! Make sure you practice those stretches I taught you!

Mary: Oh I will! At least I know he doesn't have a Chode like that Justin guy I slept with last week!

Brooke: Oh don't get me started on his Norman!

by TheDoctorDogg June 2, 2008