Lahori Logic

Statements that make no logical sense at all.

The origin of this term comes from Lahore, a large city in Pakistan. "Lahori" means a person from Lahore.

Usage of this term started when people noticed that quite a few articles found in Pakistani official statements, newspapers and blogs used some extremely dubious logic to justify things. This term is now used for any articles (not just from Pakistan) that use strange arguments and twisted logic.

An example of Lahori Logic would be a recent case in Australia where four Pakistani brothers claimed that since a girl didn't wear a headscarf, was drinking alcohol and was unaccompanied, they had the right to rape her.

by bumskie March 19, 2011

Logicable

A justification for having an amount of knowledge.

KIm K. "I have this, like, sixth sense where I can smell if someone has a cavity"
Kanye. W "Babe, that's so logicable"

by Paige Jazmin Willow February 5, 2020

Logist

A logist is someone who uses logistics on everything, and in exchange for using logic, you are called every bad ist word there is, such as racist.

“Mrs. Johnson, that man is a narcissist!”
“No, Jimmy, he’s a logist”

by The Jedi Master of Nuts June 19, 2020

solar logic

Something that makes sense as long as you don't really think about it, much like how you know the sun is there, but you can't look directly at it.

"No, dude, seriously! The Korean kids are spies from Kim Jong Il!"

"But why art school, dude?"

"Oh my god! It's obvious! Well.... wait... Crap, it made sense in my head."

"Solar Logic, dude. That or you're retarded."

by Jesse Gold July 24, 2006

Homo Logic

The mindset of any homosexual person.

Bowser, from the Mario series, uses homo logic by kidnaps Peach to lure Mario into his castle in order to dominate Mario's butthole.

by Hetero Fallacy November 3, 2011

hamster wheel logic

The kind of reasoning/thought process that never gets you anywhere.

I just can't figure out this boy/math/girl problem... LAWLZ MUST BE HAMSTER WHEEL LOGIC HAHA.

by Please Mum January 27, 2011

Poon Logic

Poon Logic - A way of thinking by the poon (see Poon) that makes no sence to the rest of the world in any form. But makes perfect sence to them.

Poon: (insert ANYTHING here)
Man: ok hun (thinks what the hell did she just say)

by Alex January 3, 2005