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Lumberjack Surprise

When a man or woman is constipated and takes a dump on their sexual partner's chest, dressed as a lumberjack yelling "timber" right before the deuce drops.
I was getting kinky with my girlfriend and she asked me for a lumberjack surprise.
by RedheadDavis August 29, 2009
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lumbering

"Can I lumber you?" "I was lumbering this girl hard last night"
by Todd Bodine May 21, 2014
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Lambert

1. to fail in the most extreme ways

2. a person who contains such extreme win that it blows your mind
1. "Aw crap! I tried to light my awful book on fire but I set myself on fire instead! That was such a Lambert."

2. "Did you see that guy? He was playing CoD4... on his NES! WOW! HE'S SUCH A LAMBERT!"
by Mob Carley November 16, 2009
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Lambert

I pulled a lambert on my physics mid-semester paper.
by blazerxzero June 1, 2009
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Lumber jacking

When you're in a public transit, like a bus or train or plane, you pull out your penis before the person next to you sits down and you put it under them with out them knowing.
Marc: Hey Nathan, do you remember that time i lumber jacked that chick on the bus?

Nathan: Yeah, lumber jacking is totaly awesome!

Marc: Haha that was hilarious, why don't you come sit beside me nate?

Nathan: Sure, i don't see any harm in th...awww why's my seat so hard?
by Adam Demamp November 3, 2011
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dangerous lumber

1 a horny(lumber) man with an STD(dangerous) so making him dangerous lumber
2 someone who is at bat and when they hit the ball it goes and hits someone in the face
1 She got AIDS from that dangerous lumber
2 That dangerous lumber killed off my whole team
by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004
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Lumberjack Slam

When one, presumably a male, is recieving a blow job from another person, presumably a female, and at the point of ejaculation, pulls out, and yells "TIMBER!" as the splooge lands on her face.

Namesake: the delicious Denny's breakfast special.
Jack gave Doug the best Lumberjack Slam since his stint in prison!
by titties August 26, 2004
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