joner

To bring bad luck on yourself by citing the obvious

I know I bought a lottery ticket but there is no way I will win. Oh, don't Joner yourself

by David Wrightsman September 5, 2007

Joker

eating out a girl ..add suddenly she bleeds .. leaving you blood smudged around your mouth and face..looking like the joker in batman.

i just got jokered by that girl while i was eating her out, she bled all over me.

by moe$ October 16, 2008

The Joker

When you place your penis in your girlfriends mouth and drag it down her cheek. Bonus points if you say " Why so Serious? " before you do it.

Last night I introduced my girlfriend into " The Joker"

by KyleLawsonTV February 10, 2012

the joker

a sexual act which involves a guy having sex with a girl who is on her period, then pulling out and dickslapping her on both sides of the face, resembling the joker from batman.

guy 1: my missus is on the blob.

guy 2: you should straight up joker her!

guy 1: what?!?

guy 2: fuck her then dickslap her! she'll look like the joker from batman dude!

by bobbypear March 28, 2012

Jober

Chris's penis

lol jober

by Thoms Party October 26, 2008

The Joker

A sexual act when a woman has intercourse with a man, while she is at the end of her menstrual cycle, and then the man ejaculates semen and blood on her face turning her into Heath Ledger as The Joker. The man then asks: "Why so serious?!"

"I woke up this morning with The Joker."

by Sweet Cinnamon Bunns August 1, 2012

Joker

1. Sexy scripter
2. Anti-RuneCMS leader
3. Newbie Java Coder
4. Author Of JokerBot Rs2

He is such a freaking Joker!

by Devin April 12, 2005