Koholint Island 

The setting of the game "The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening". Home to Marin, Tarin, Madam Meow-Meow, and other assorted characters. Also known as "the island of dreams".

"What? Zelda? No, my name's Marin! You must be feeling a little woozy. You are on Koholint Island!"

Koholint Island by Tom October 21, 2003

Savary Island 

Probably the coolest place on earth, the only known problems with it being:
1) the unparalleled snobbiness of its residents
2) how unbelievably fuckin cool all of its young summer inhabitants are
3) the fact that, once you visit, you will be changed for ever and will never want to leave

"My buddy Keith invited me to his cabin on this strange little island. On arrival, my pants filled at the picturesque beauty of it all, and have been doing so constantly ever since. My first visit was 13 years ago tomorrow."

Savary Island by TheSavaryLife December 10, 2004

Staten Island Lawnmower 

when a girl jerks you off and pulls so hard on your dick that it looks like she's trying to start a lawn mower

Suzie gave good head but when she went to jack me off, she gave me the ole Staten Island Lawnmower

Staten Island Lawnmower by snoogans213 February 27, 2011

Parris Island 

An island in south carolina surrounded by festering swamp shit water and used to contain marine corps recruits in training. At any given time on this island it will smell like airborne defecation and recruit ass.

I would escape from parris island and swim through the disgustingness but im scared ill grow scales and a third eye...

Parris Island by Ihaveabiggreendickinme October 15, 2009

sweet island skunk 

SUPER dank. nuff' said.

this sweet island skunk is BANANAS!!!!!!!!

sweet island skunk by choysee! June 19, 2008

staten island

A borough of NYC.

Brooklyn with parking.

A place where, it seems, the majority of people (at least the ones who care to contribute to this website) cannot spell.

A place where I've lived most of my life(and my parents too), while I still manage to be educated, gainfully employed, accentless and of normal skin tone. There are a lot of us.

"Where are you from?"
"Staten Island"
"Wow, you don't sound like it.'

staten island by FranG April 19, 2007

Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjob 

While the female eats a man's asshole in doggystyle position and gives him the reach around hand job.

"Oh Sharon I'm just dying to get one of those Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjobs you're always bragging about!"

Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjob by Dutch Oven 83 January 14, 2007