bed tennis

tossing around your balls with the tongue in bed

Can we play bed tennis tonight?

by genius677 August 03, 2015

Yelly bed

Refers to the yellow stains on your newly purchased Dr Martin steel toe caps.

"oh bugger, me Docs are yelly bedded up to the max already"

by kezuke May 30, 2007

Bed-Sap

The mixture of a girls vaginal discharge and anal butter, blended up by the pounding of a males penis, as it leaked onto the bed like sap from a tree

"Charmaine let the bed-sap drip out of you onto my leg"

by Sam The Dragon Slayer July 29, 2017

Bed Relish

semen, cum, jizz, spunk....

"That dream i had last night about your mum was amazing...i woke up covered in bed relish!"

by JazzyJamie February 07, 2009

Bed stink

That yucky stinky feeling you have first thing in the morning when you get out of bed.

Carrie wouldn't let Trevor kiss her when she woke up because of her bed stink; she was feeling all sweaty and icky, her hair was a mess and she had the bad breath.

by NorthFrenchTown June 16, 2009

bed checks

when your your parent checks your room for the goods

nate’s mom runs his bed checks to make sure he doesn’t have food in the room

by Davedcrampo November 12, 2018

Bed Cousin

Two individuals who happen to have slept with the same person. Prevelant in the straight community, rampant in the gay.

Mike and Brian discovered in conversation that they have both slept with __________ (insert name here). Mike and Brian are "bed cousins".

by Adunning September 30, 2007