Elizabeth II

Immortal who has beheaded every other but one, so that she would fulfill her destiny as Queen of the United Kingdom forever and die with the Universe and the last immortal: the immortal snail. She has many powers but her most impressive one is being able to handle a 5-minute discussion with Boris Johnson. Legends say that Elon Musk created her in order to make every British person buy a Tesla so that he could play Grand Theft Auto in London.

Wow, who dat gal ? She damn fine brah.

She Elizabeth II man.

by Descartesbeforedahorse June 13, 2022

IIS

Innovation incorporated spaceship

The IIS is a nice place to be

by JHGR3JBGFDJJGTRSJGTRXJXYTDYJ4E June 18, 2022

Matilda II

The Matilda II was a British infantry tank of the Second World War.

"The Matilda II has quite the armor and is a great tank for its role!"

by HungryWeeb February 21, 2022

Casio FX-82 AU Plus II

The best calculator in the world, with an AAA battery that lasted roughly three years (it's life was cut short because it was thrown at a wall after its owner recieved a shitty maths grade).

A calculator that helped me cheat on a maths exam.

Person 1: How did you do so well on the tan⁻¹ test?
Person 2: I used the Casio FX-82 AU Plus II

by CloudMoistureWater February 8, 2026