Goblin Cleaver

A squash racket - the most fearsome weapon known to man. It is wielded by only the most fearless, and can only be activated while screaming.

'I activate the Goblin Cleaver... NYAAAAAAAAAAHHRRGHHHHHHHHH'

by chestergie October 13, 2020

uberlicious goblin

when someone thinks they have everything and wants to show off but really there just a bitch

Wow Jenny such an uberlicious goblin

by My slaying queen May 6, 2018

Poo Goblin

The Poo Goblin is a fabled character from as early as roman times, sometimes referred to as Pootus Bootus in the annals of history. He is the nightmarish guardian of the fountain of pooth. He can be spotted using public restrooms for am inordinate amount of time, carefully sifting through all the poos of the children, virtue true. So he can perform a poo transplant in order to restore youth (pooth) to his inner mechanism and live for 1000 more years.

Did you see Poo Goblin today guys? He was out with his plastic bag collecting the children's poo again

by GothMowgli May 24, 2022

Goofy Goblin

You call someone this when they are genuinely ugly or just as a joke, you can say this to your boss, best friend, that one teacher, boyfriend, ex, a Walmart employee, your uncle in jail, my uncle in jail, and your parents. If you wanna go crazy call that person a silly goofy goblin.

mad-e: I'm talking to this guy rn and I think he's ghosting me....i still love him tho
lin-z: he's a Goofy Goblin for that

by Hater_I-hardly-know-her-1789 September 14, 2022

badge goblin

A dude that cares way too much about Discord badges, and tries to get them in every way possible, like selling or buying them.

Wow new badge all these badge goblins will be eating this thing up!!!

by tvrhd2022 May 17, 2023

The Key Goblin

Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object

Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin

by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021

Achilles goblin

Goblin that hides under bleachers or any other object that leaves a space for your heel and slices the tendon on your heel

The Achilles goblin sliced my Achilles heel and I couldn't find him

by Dat1dude but n0t rea11y him July 15, 2016