glonk

The act of a man, during mid coitus, deciding to stop having sex with a woman, just for the sheer gratification of showing that he is supreme and dominant and therefore superior to the woman.

I was totally getting my swerve on with Amanda last night when I decided to glonk that bitch after 10 minutes. She wasn't happy, but who cares? Bitch don' got glonked!

by thewatchman July 25, 2006

glock

A peashooter, but also a headshooter. Used by l337 d00d5 to astound n00bs

1) G10C|< |o0\/\/4|-|!!!!!
2) j00 |\|008, 1 0\/\/|\|3Z j00 \/\/17|-| 73|-| G10C|<!!!!!

by DragonSpike August 17, 2003

Gloking

To milk a hug for all its worth

Man you were gloking that hug

by Ginga Ninja AC March 14, 2009

Glock

A word that fetty wap says in 679, but 90 percent of the world's population doesn't know what the fuck it means.

I got a Glock in my 'rarri, 17 shots, no 38

by Tragic Bronson(Javalle McGee) September 3, 2016

Flowing Glockamentubo and the Cow

a series of books created to study the chakra of cattle and how to make them more happy using Tai Chi and other energetic arts.

" This Cow's Glockamentubo is very rich, these are some pictures of Tai Chi movements you can do to get your cattle in a more peaceful states. " See picture: "Making your bull more passive"

The Flowing Glockamentubo and the cow is an art most impressive for getting cattle ready for slaughter.

by Zack S July 30, 2008

Gloky

An abbreviation for the phrase "Good Lock on Killing Yourself."
Used for efficiency reasons.

You're bad at life. Gloky.

by CrabCrabCrabCrabCrab August 11, 2008

glonk

v., onomatopoeia for the sound that Gmail chat makes when someone sends you an instant message.

Hold on, someone just glonked me.

by paleoderek September 10, 2011