european goggles

when a guy squatts over his partner's face, allowing his nutsack to rest on his/her eyes, while he/she sucks his dick.

"oh steve, i'm totally gonna give you some european goggles."

by carlos ortiz November 13, 2007

Clout goggles

There sunglasses they make you feel like Elton John. Says lil phag

Got a hundred on my own wit my clout goggles bitch I feel like Elton John

by Duhitzzjordin November 20, 2018

prep school goggles

when you go to preps school, the girls, by comparison arent as good looking as other girls.Therefore, you have to lower your standard to fit the group of women you are with

Guy 1:"that girl is so hot"
Guy 2:"dude you have your prep school goggles on

by boatshoesallday February 20, 2012

cop goggles

When you drive passed a cop and your focus turns from driving to keeping your eye on where the cop is going.

"I get freaked out around cops, man. Everytime I see one when I'm driving I get cop goggles. I almost hit another car this morning because of it."

by Akarya May 25, 2007

Vlad Goggles

While drinking vladimir vodak you become less aware of ugly ass hoes, believing them to be dime pieces.

"Last night i must of put my vlad goggles on becaue i woke up with a slut after drinking all that vlad."

by vladggg October 27, 2008

pot goggles

when someone has smoked large amounts of marajuana and looses mental capacity, they are wearing "pot goggles”.

dude... you forgot your shoes at my place last night! yeah.. i was wearing pot goggles.

by juli bean May 29, 2009

slump goggles

Refers to the clouded judgment of a man/woman in a slump, who, in their desire to break the slump, aim for something they're not going to get, when they really should just get themselves a slump buster.

Paul Rudd's character in '40 Year Old Virgin' was wearing slump goggles for most of the movie, especially in regards to his ex-girlfriend.

Joe: I think I really love Jen. Maybe she'll finally take me back.

Bill: Don't waste your time, because you're not going to get any. Take your slump goggles off and get yourself a fattie. It'll be good for you.

by homecomer October 18, 2009