An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.
Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.
That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)
Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.
That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)
by TheDictionaryDog372 June 19, 2022
Get the Evenmug. A common Norwegian male name and one of the most frequented pun-names.
It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.
With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.
It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.
With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.
This Starbucks coffee is so great I can't Even right now! or Even, you're such a great friend, but you're also a cunt.
by Abnormalgame December 19, 2018
Get the Evenmug. “Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
Get the “Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”mug. Can’t even deal mean that you can’t even deal but shortens can’t be fucked this is mostly used by anna
by Anna the best bitch June 22, 2021
Get the Can’t even dealmug. Beautiful guy with beautiful eye.He is really intelligent and really understandable a boy who have a good smile to...
Evens is a exemple for a good life.
by Top defintion. February 3, 2020
Get the Evensmug. In the norwigan story even tollefsen is usally a cowerd he is affriad of everything however he is a romantic. he spends his hole life chasing afther the love of his life Herman and Live. Even tollefsen has one of the first transgenger/gay persons in norway. to call someone a Even tollefsen mean gay or transgenger. to call a even tollefsen er not a bad word in norwigan howeverit can be a innsult to be called it if you are a dude
today Even tollefsen is a norwigan symbol for gay and transgenger people in norway.
Even tollefsen was gay and transgen
today Even tollefsen is a norwigan symbol for gay and transgenger people in norway.
Even tollefsen was gay and transgen
by haitann123 August 26, 2019
Get the even tollefsenmug. 