dumpster bitch

1. Usually used in a party setting, the dumpster bitch is the first person to pass out, or say they're going to bed prematurely. Usually they are the ones that end up getting drawn on and defaced after they have passed out drunk.
2. Someone who can't handle themselves while partying and has to bail because they got too sick, too sketched out, or generally just couldn't handle them self.
3. Something you never really want to be.
4. A phrase coined by my sister Leesa (so far as I know).

1. I can't believe you're just gonna pass out like that. It's only 10pm! What a dumpster bitch!
2. Look at that dumpster bitch Chris all passed out. Let's put some makeup on him.
3. Carla, you dumpster bitch! I can't believe you're leaving already. Things are just heating up!
4. Miguel, no matter how many drugs you do, or how late it is, no matter what you gotta do tomorrow, you're never the dumpster bitch, you crazy fucker!

by Lisdop January 1, 2009

Trump-dumpster

A person who eagerly receives Donald Trump's garbage ideology.

"That Trump-dumpster is a real narcissist."
"I had to stop talking to that Trump-dumpster."

by Trumpslayer March 23, 2016

dumpster diver

One who dives into dumpsters in search of something meaningful. Often done by hackers/phreakers/etc. searching for phone numbers, important documents, and/or credit card numbers.

I saw a dumpster diver searching for numbers to randomly dial so he can hack into computers.

by Blasphemous January 25, 2003

Cum Dumpster

someone who enjoys other peoples ejaculation.

Man Breanna Is such a Cum dumpster, She lets every guy blow their load on her....

by lucci721 November 8, 2007

Dumpster ninja

Guy who will invite you back to his dumpster and use the fine arts of boxed wine-ology and mad smooth ninja skills to woo a girl.

Guy 1: "Yo, You see Jeremy wit dat BoxWine?"
Guy 2: "Word"
Guy 1: "Dat boy is Maaaad Dumpster Ninjaish"

by A-BOOMBA September 10, 2005

Dumpster Fire

1. A complete disaster.

2. Something very difficult that nobody wants to deal with.
3. A person who is constantly a train wreck.
4. People named Liz.

"Wow! She is a complete and utter dumpster fire. I cannot stand her."

by incognitoalterego May 11, 2016

dumpster head

the art of recieving a blowjob in a dirty dumpster.
the act is mostly performed by a dirty skank w/ little to no self esteem, not the kind of girl you bring home to meet mother.

ultimate way to disgrace a lady.

"look at that hooker, bet for $20 i can get some dumpster head out of her.

by don the great January 14, 2008