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deuce gravy

the residue left between your ass cheeks after dropping a massive projectile deuce. Most noticeable after a diaherra-like deuce and even after wiping, it still feels there.
"damn, i just finished wiping and i still got some deuce gravy left"
by dkyard May 22, 2009
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deuce cannon

When you eat pf changs or any variety of spicy mexican or indian food and get explosive diarrhea. You fart so loud it sounds like a cannon went off and shit sprays all over the back of the toilet, likely resulting in splashback.
After we went to Taste of India last night, I came home and instantly regretted it. I hit the bathroom and it was like a deuce cannon went off in there. Now the whole house smells like curry. What was I thinking?
by deucerocket November 8, 2010
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look at the doucedora that guys wearing
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Douceberry

A mean queer, a homosexual who has a douchebag attitude, a penis sucker with a temper.
word created in northeast philadelphia.
Why are you being such a douceberry?
For gods sake stop being a douceberry.
He is such a douceberry.

Girl: what do you think of that guy?
Boy: ummm...yea he is a douceberry
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deuce pickle

a turd preferably green and floating.
dropped a deuce pickle with mad kosher stink. a stork would have swooped over the bowl and flown that isht away if i hadn't dropped the hammer.
by hawnkeypunch October 21, 2011
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deuceville

Being in a bad spot where things officially can't seem to get any worse.
Congratulations, we've just arrived in "deuceville" and you my friend, are the mayor.
by wild chewbacca November 13, 2011
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Deuce in Dry-Dock

The act of shutting off the water valve to a toilet, completely draining all water, then leaving a turd in the bottom of the bowl.
"Phillip gave me the keys to his estate and asked that I mind his English Mastiffs in his absence. I fed the hounds, ate his scones, and left a Deuce in Dry-Dock knowing this would elicit a chuckle from Phillip and scorn from his mistress."
by Ohsotrue December 27, 2011
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