Cock Dodgers

Avoiding cocks

I’m so straight I run from Cocks call it cock dodgers

by Ace trippy December 6, 2021

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Case Dodger

Someone who specifically tries to get out of actually working by making up excuses or pretending to do something else.

Carissa has been such a Case Dodger this week.

by Waredjilliams April 5, 2022

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Todger Dodger

Lesbian.

No chance of pulling in this place lads . . . There's more Todger Dodgers here than on a BBC panel show.

by Baron Trouserpress April 30, 2022

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Codger Dodger

An elderly gentleman trying to retain his youth.

That codger dodger works out everyday. He looks amazingly young.

by Brumleyprunk June 28, 2022

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When one leaves the party earlier than expected, or falls asleep due to excessive consumption of alcohol & drugs. Where a friend leaves a Party of friend's due to his/her own stupidity or a chance of a legover. Where one will be punished by the masses until the dodging is done.

Me: 'i cant believe that Pheonix has gone back to his tent'
Pad: 'oh no Pheonix has done the dodge!
Crowd: (chanting to the mellow beats of the bongo drum)'PHEONIX HAS DONE THE DODGE! PHEONIX HAS DONE THE DODGE!(repeated many times until the culprit emerges from his pit)'

Me: 'Where has Pad gone?'
Becca: 'he has done the dodge to the DEATH HOUSE'
Me; 'the dodgy fucker'

by Lt.biscuits November 25, 2007

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drop and dodge

The act of dodging the splash of the toilet water after aggressively dropping a "bomb" of a poop. The poop was likely brought on by a large consumption of food of the greasy, spicy, and/or protein rich variety (or just gluten?). The use of this technique applies to the home or public facilities, but especially porta-potties in an attempt to avoid the "blue burn".

(P1) "Man I had the worst case of blue burn from crapping in a porta-potty the other day" ... (P2) "Dude ... just drop and dodge ... you get extra time delay in a porta-potty".

by Fecal Pharoah October 8, 2017

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