dildonosphere

A sphere with many dildos sticking out of it. May be used by multiple people simultaneously.

Aren't you gonna wash that dildonosphere before you use it? You did buy it on Ebay, after all. OR Your mum and entire extended family had such an amazing time on the dildonosphere last night.

by M0dey March 12, 2010

dildookie

A frozen turd used as a dildo

She was shocked by the coldness of the dildookie at first and by the time she realized the mess it hasd made it was too late.

by wildmnc January 8, 2011

dildo tent

The bulge that occurs when a woman wears a strap-on dildo with pants on.

Did you see Rita's dildo tent? She's got more bulge than half the guys I know.

by ronaldomoon March 26, 2012

Dildoozie

Either a giant dildo, or a koozie for a dildo.

Your dildo is getting too cold? Here, take my dildoozie.

by alt875 December 22, 2012

dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.

Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.

by recorderspit January 8, 2015

dildo pill

erectile dysfunction medication

Dildo pill enhance penile erections.

by jayjade May 30, 2014

Dildo Brush

The act in which you are chilling with your friend and you grab your moms dildo and pin him/her down and brush they're teeth with it

Yo me and my man were just watching spike tv and i snook away and grabbed my moms dildo and gave him a dildo brush

by Dubbrandon June 29, 2014