Swamp Ditch

The female version of swamp nuts.

Sally's 10k run left her with a massive case of swamp ditch.

by C.R. Estee July 26, 2019

raking the ditch

The art of scratching your ass, usually in public, in a manner where others can see what you are doing.

I thought that blonde at the bar last night was hot until I saw her raking the ditch right in the middle of the dance floor.

by wubby4444 July 29, 2011

doggy and ditch

When you plan on having sex doggy-style and then ghosting the individual after the one-night stand. Used by people whose favorite position is doggy-style.

Alix: "That guy is such a hottie."
Liz: "Yea, I wanna doggy and ditch him."

by letsgetfreaky21 July 30, 2017

Ditch Oven

Dutch oven-ing a chick you're not really that into, thus making her not want to see you again.

Becky- "I heard you ditch ovened Linda! She said she's never going to call you again."

Julian- "yes!!!! it worked!!!"

by Fat Moron June 19, 2011

Ditch witch

Noun; a female that leaves her boyfriend for his best friend

Did you hear about Susan? She left her boyfriend for Pablo. She's such a ditch witch.

by Number one memer May 28, 2017

ding dong ditcher

1.a man who undergoes surgery to change his gender

2.a lesbian

ex.1.i heard that sam became a ding dong ditcher and now he goes by samantha

ex.2.i heard after kelly's boyfriend dumped her she became a ding dong ditcher and is now hitting on other chicks

by Dr.Eww April 21, 2009

Ding-Dong Ditch

ding-dong ditch: a verb. This applies to when a woman has sexual relations with a man and then no longer desires any sort of further interaction with the person.

Woman I: Hey, what ever happened to that guy that you met at the bar?

Woman II: Oh, that dude? I ding-dong ditched him. I don't have time for that shit.

by Tomorrow Call July 28, 2010