Jesus Cold

A time when it is so cold outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the cold.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

It was so Jesus Cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.

by not_michael October 11, 2004

balls cold

A time where it is so cold that the warmest part of your body is affected by it - your balls.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.

Bro I walked outside yesterday dressed in shorts and a shirt. It was balls cold.

by O Purehitta April 21, 2011

cold-copy

From the latest news dispatches of reporter firings:

what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck

"Just before firing me, the Chief said, all red-faced, self-plagiarism is not permitted here--take your cold-copy and pick up your check."

"Bummer what now?"

"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."

by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012

cold-matthew

A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid

I hate it when I get a cold-matthew, sometimes it makes me jump!

by da da da da da da da January 9, 2022

swine cold

an illness that is compared to the swine flu , but not nearly as serious.

"oh snap man I think I got Swine Flu!"

"Naw, you just got a swine cold."

by ridetheyak September 13, 2009

Cold Contact

Rubbin ice where it feels nice

"I gave my uncle a cold contact when he was sick"

"I got cold contacted by my priest after Sunday school"

by AssAnalyzer67 April 11, 2019

chemical cold

symptoms similar to having a cold such as the sniffles or congestion that are caused by the snorting of cocaine.

Are you sick, man?
Naww, I'm just coming down with a chemical cold from last night.

by fuckyeah91 June 4, 2011