1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010
Get the Close Parkermug. by anonymous August 26, 2022
Get the Closemug. 
Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."
by jmcclure26 January 10, 2018
Get the Crystal "Ide close it"mug. A gay test
by Madcircle70 November 21, 2023
Get the Reticle closing speed testmug. by Eagle Ray February 11, 2009
Get the Behind Closed Curtainsmug. When shits going just alright. When the event, day, situation, etc could end up good or bad. Literally "too close to call it"
by snatchyZ May 9, 2018
Get the too close to call itmug.