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Clag Rag

A reusable towell or cloth devised for depositing and redepositing ones load, in the form of semen. Thus creating a stiff, cardboard like material before desposal or cleansing.
"We lost our frisbee in the tree but luckily Joe's clag rag was close at hand."
"I grew out of my t-shirt so it's now my new clag rag."
by Dylan and Stuart October 5, 2006
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Clay Partlow

v. A name that is chosen from complete morons.
n. The son of a Mormon.
My Athiest wife, and I named out son Clay Partlow.
by totally not awesome kid November 4, 2011
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Clarying

To fall for a chick that was only using you and your buddies to benefit her and her friends.
Guy 1 - Dude, I invited that one chick that stayed in the tent with us the other day to my place.
Guy 2 - Bro, stop Clarying. They were just using us to stay warm. You shoulda hit it and quit it man.
by Doctor X.M. Gabriel Geneticist December 17, 2011
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Clag

To be clagged is to swallow jizz after a bj, so all the jizz is in your throat claggin about.

Variations - clagged, clags, claggers.

If someone gets clagged often or clag people often, they can be referred to as a Claggatron or Claggonaut.
- I got clagged.
- I've got the clags.
- You remember that decent clag you got?
- You got the claggers?
by westcroftboy August 13, 2012
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Clay

When its possible to get physically hurt that's Clay, also a genuine guy till he fucks your wife because she felt sorry for him. He can also be defined as a man with small gentiles that shows off a lifted truck.
Did you see Clay wrecked his truck, after your wrecking your wife because she leaked dick pics with the 😂 emoji.
by 19brandon91 April 4, 2019
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Clayden

Slightly homo and typically likes to show off hairy nips.
Jheeeees he is such a clayden
by Jinggga September 10, 2020
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clagwimoth

OwO gif clagwimoth
OwO: ?
by SergeantMoo January 26, 2021
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