Partlow is an unincorporated town just south of Fredericksburg, VA. Many of the residence of Partlow are either so redneck that they don't have cell phone signal or are inbred. Many of the residence also only have camo clothing and old, shitty pickup trucks. All of them have fake accents that make them look like illiterate idiots.
When you push your finger so far up a spotsyltuckian’s butt, they stiffen into a plank. The name comes from the fact that it is a Christmastradition in partlow
any given person that respects, shows loyalty, and is respectable to Coach Partlo of the SVAA Greenhill Redskins
John: You know that Bledsoe? He makes some mistakes on the field, but he's a Parcells guy. I respect his character. Are you Parcells guys?
Alan/Jason (in unison): I'm more of a Partlo guy myself.