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Partlow is an unincorporated town just south of Fredericksburg, VA. Many of the residence of Partlow are either so redneck that they don't have cell phone signal or are inbred. Many of the residence also only have camo clothing and old, shitty pickup trucks. All of them have fake accents that make them look like illiterate idiots.
Jessica: Wow, you smell horrible. Are you one of those Partlow kids?
Max: Yes, I do live in Partlow.
partlow by theunknownfxbgian December 28, 2014

Partlow Plank 

When you push your finger so far up a spotsyltuckian’s butt, they stiffen into a plank. The name comes from the fact that it is a Christmas tradition in partlow
Come here boy, I’ll give you a partlow plank!”

Clay Partlow 

v. A name that is chosen from complete morons.
n. The son of a Mormon.
My Athiest wife, and I named out son Clay Partlow.
Persian name for girls meaning "ray of light".

Typically given to the most beautiful Persian girls.
Me: "Hey guys, this is my new girlfriend Partow"
Guys: "Dammmmnnnn!!!! She's beautiful!"
Partow by Koochooloo March 8, 2009

partlo guy 

any given person that respects, shows loyalty, and is respectable to Coach Partlo of the SVAA Greenhill Redskins
John: You know that Bledsoe? He makes some mistakes on the field, but he's a Parcells guy. I respect his character. Are you Parcells guys?
Alan/Jason (in unison): I'm more of a Partlo guy myself.
partlo guy by Sunny Sanchez January 10, 2008

Paralowie 

A place where Violence is legal and frequently happen every day.

PERSON1: "why is your nose broken"
PERSON2: "Paralowie bro, Paralowie"
"I have been to Paralowie" Messi said to the doctor why having an head surgery
Paralowie by LILM12 November 1, 2022