clagged

a term used to describe someone who is suffering from symptoms of memory loss or disconnection from society - oblivious to his surroundings

lleyton hewitt has clagged it - he doesent know whats going on

by transamjim March 8, 2011

Clogged Toilet

Before anal, give your partner laxatives then use your dick as a butt plug.

Boy: Hey Alex, I heard Kranny gave Ariana a clogged toilet!!
Alex: hope he double bagged!

by Butt clogger November 3, 2018

Clegged Up

A gamer term for "fucked up", especially referring to odd or strange accidents that are seemingly impossible to achieve within the normal laws of physics. Named after PlanetSide 2 developer Adam Clegg, who is notorious for his ability to push further the frontier of physics simulation and game engines.

Player 1: "That drop ship looks like an ostrich with its head in the sand."
Player 2: "Yeah, Adam Clegged up again."

by Ailos October 21, 2012

Clegged Out

The process of having sold out, especially to a system or body that directly undermines the principles and values you have long adhered to.

Derived from the actions of the leader of the Liberal Democrat party, following the 2010 United Kingdom General Election.

(also: Clegg out, Clegging out)

I just found out that Innocent smoothies have totally Clegged out to Coca-Cola.

by Jacques-Francois May 14, 2010

Clogged dump

Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.

1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA

The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.

After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.

by 0MNIV0C4TI0N July 5, 2012

Cagged

A fusion of two widely used verbs in the english and spanish language. Orginally from the verbs "Fucked!" and "Cago!" in english and spanish, respectively. It originated in Miami, specificly in the Hialeah and Miami Lakes areas of Dade County.
It means "to Fuck up" or " to Fuck it up"....

English: "Man You fu**ed up!!"

Spanish: "Men la cago!!"

Dade County: "Bro you Cagged it!"

by david martinez December 10, 2007

clagger

A person who is chronically late, and routinely flakes out on others.

Where the hell is that clagger; we're seriously outta here in 5 minutes, with or without him!

by Gadeanz August 14, 2010